It annoys me that you're hotter than I am so here are some hideous, dumpy outfits so my boyfriend stops looking at you like you're a sweet piece of mom-candy.
Yes, let us all pause and remember Tahnee Welch (Cocoon?...Anyone?!)and how annoying EVERY Mother's Day must have been for her in her teens, her twenties, her thirties, ad infinitum.
I wish I had a bigger scanner so I could show the whole tragic page. The pants are capris worn with crapified flip-flops. And along the side, the same outfits in other cheery colors. Such an abomination against motherhood.
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Yes, let us all pause and remember Tahnee Welch (Cocoon?...Anyone?!)and how annoying EVERY Mother's Day must have been for her in her teens, her twenties, her thirties, ad infinitum.
Too funny!
I wish I had a bigger scanner so I could show the whole tragic page. The pants are capris worn with crapified flip-flops. And along the side, the same outfits in other cheery colors. Such an abomination against motherhood.
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