morning paper

I don't have to tell you how much bad news there is in the paper these days. Dismal.

That's why I like to ignore the real news and concentrate on everything else to get my morning laughs.

For example--what, exactly, is happening to this woman?



If you buy new windows you are then consumed by balloons?

Then we have the ever-entertaining apoplectic readers:



And a special shout-out to Dear Abby for this:



That is all. I am busy.